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I have pledged to honor Mr. Buckman's wishes

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The Punch Line Gives New Meaning to "Chutzpah."

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Jellyfish and Obama Supporters, Who Knew?

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DO YOU KNOW WHY THIS GUY SAYS HE DESERVES GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE?

ANSWER: BECAUSE HE SAYS HE CAN'T GET A JOB ! ! !

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The good old days when the occupant of the White House knew Right from Left

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Conservative Republicans for Hillary
(Yeah, Right)

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ATTENTION FANS OF PLANNED PARENTHOOD TAKE NOTICE

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Not Your Body

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Keep Your Feet Off My Furniture You Pompous Ass.

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Watch out Republicans!
She's got her eye on 2016.

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Is Hillary Too Drunk To Be President?

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Recess At The Asylum

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Anonymous (but popularly attributed to Ben Stein)

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Redneck Mouse Trap

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Uni-Motorcycle
Come on! Someone Can Ride This Thing?

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The World As It Should Be

As we continue to experience the current economic downturn, we should be mindful that history repeats itself. Witnesseth:

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Der Fuehrer

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Anti-Gunners Need A Sense Of Humor

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A Thought For April 15th -Tax Day:
Did you ever notice that when you put the words
"The" and "IRS" together they spell
"THEIRS"

As Al Gore and others rave about "Gore-bal Warming," recall that the first Earth Day cautioned us about the approaching danger of another "Ice Age."

GLOBAL HOT AIR

"Global Hot Air" is what Dr. Thomas Sowell calls the political left's Chicken Little cackling over their perceived real and certain rise of broiling point temperatures of planet earth.

While the left regularly invokes key phrases such as "incontrovertible evidence" and "it's undeniable that our planet is warming," to date that undeniable, incontrovertible evidence has yet to be corroborated in the scientific community. All the scientific community has established is "consensus" not scientifically proven fact.

Dr. Sowell gets to the heart of the matter when he points out the reason for that consensus. He tells us, "It is not just the sky that is falling. Government money is falling on those who seek grants to study global warming and produce 'solutions' for it". Not surprisingly, it always comes down to money and as Dr. Sowell points out, that money is not as likely to fall on those skeptics who refuse to join the stampede.

The supposed bogeyman of our modern day industrial way of life is the greenhouse gases that it produces. We should be thankful that the Grand Designer equipped our little dot in the universe with a greenhouse effect. "Otherwise," says Dr. Sowell, "half the planet would freeze every night when there is no sunlight falling on it."

The left will continue to beat their drum to convince us that global warming is a crisis of catastrophic proportions and you can bet that Dr. Sowell is on target when he says that their only solution will be, "to turn more money and power over to the government to stop us from our dangerous ways of living."

Silly, is the only word to describe those that trump-up a coming climate calamity fifty years into the future, yet they cannot accurately predict rain this afternoon.

WHAT IS ONE BILLION?

According to a recent government publication ...

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.

A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.

A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.

A billion dollars ago was late yesterday at the U.S. Treasury.

IF NOAH BUILT THE ARK TODAY

In the year 2006, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and overpopulated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared , "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed a building permit. I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!

When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodation was too restrictive , and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.

Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status of most of the people who want to work.

The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"

"No," said the Lord.

"The government beat me to it."

DEAR ABBY

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and BS with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me. He even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

Thought for the day:
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

Cyber Mayor